Wednesday, February 25, 2009
The guy behind me
This mofo better shut up when Brian Regan starts or he's going to get cut, I swear.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Guy Fieri
Seriously, what is the deal with that guy? His frickin' JOB is to go around the country eating the best food, hanging out in the kitchen, talking to people about which pit beef sandwich they like the best? That is so unfair. It's my dream job. I hate him.
He went to the Burger Bar in Roy, Utah on the episode I saw yesterday. They have buffalo burgers and obviously Mormon women working the counter, with wall-hair and bad eye makeup. I want one. A buffalo burger, that is, it sounded delicious from Guy's description.
The other knock against Guy, besides the fact that I hate him is that he is a spokesman for TGI Fridays, which is the restaurant that the Devil would own, if the Devil owned a restaurant. I have never had a meal there that was even half as good as a meal at McDonalds, if you had put your McDonalds meal UNDER your tray and sat on it, and THEN ate it. Never again.
He went to the Burger Bar in Roy, Utah on the episode I saw yesterday. They have buffalo burgers and obviously Mormon women working the counter, with wall-hair and bad eye makeup. I want one. A buffalo burger, that is, it sounded delicious from Guy's description.
The other knock against Guy, besides the fact that I hate him is that he is a spokesman for TGI Fridays, which is the restaurant that the Devil would own, if the Devil owned a restaurant. I have never had a meal there that was even half as good as a meal at McDonalds, if you had put your McDonalds meal UNDER your tray and sat on it, and THEN ate it. Never again.
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