You know,

when you think about it, Mountain Dew is kind of a dumb name for a soft drink. It's like they're trying to sound hill-billy-ish, but cool, and, from the recent ad campaign, I'd say they don't want people to think about the hillbilly aspect at all. Still, when I stop to think, I think, "I'm drinking something called 'Mountain Dew'? Might as well call it what my wife does: Panther Piss."(She is not a fan of the Dew).